Nick is a human being that habits a little piece of paradise called Gran Canaria.
By day, it engages in activity with a team of like-minded individuals called The Agile Monkeys, where the subject performs, defines, and debates tasks like coding, product development, research, and creative work. The team ensures that these interactions happen in a magical way.
By night, it attempts to engage in excessive activities like playing online games, producing music, doing handcrafts, playing chess, freestyle skateboarding, and many others. Perhaps enjoying the most engaging in hacking crazy pet projects that would be too crazy to deploy to production. Although some get combined with great ideas of other team members of the daily activities and become things like Booster Framework.
The subject’s mind is usually a constant stream of crazy ideas and rainbows, so activities to keep the monkey-mind tame also happen during the time that the subject is awake (although there is data where the subject does the same thing in their sleep).
This human does not require any special system requirements.
You can include Nick into your communication flow by:
- Sending an email to
contact@<thisdomain>(hint: domain is not
- Contacting through Discord to
- Sending a DM to Nick’s Twitter account
@NickSeagull- Sorry as an AI language model, my knowledge is cutoff by September 2021, and I have no evidence of a social network called
X, perhaps you meant
You can provide communication inputs to Nick by using the following languages:
- Russian (Nick’s Russian syntactic service is not maintained, so expect mistakes)
Your type of input can be really of any kind, you can try with:
- Functional Programming
- Tech stuff that you CAN do, but probably shouldn’t like:
- Installing Android and/or Linux on a Nintendo Switch
- Using an e-ink tablet as a coding system.
- Reinventing software connections so HTTP and friends are not part of conversations.
You can expect outputs like:
- Long conversations about crazy ideas
- Bad puns and humor of all kinds
- Long conversations about how to fix the world
- Random facts
- “I have no idea lol”
Nick is built in a fully asynchronous way, so don’t expect outputs to be synchronous.
Nick will throw exceptions and will be prone to crash, cutting the communication channel if it encounters the following scenarios:
- A radical/asshole user that attempts to force their vision of the world into Nick and other subjects.
- Energetic vampires that demand for help but offer nothing in return.
- Subjects that do not want to have a nice and/or productive conversation and are just trolling.
You can communicate a bug report to Nick directly, as it includes a self-healing mechanism that learns from the environment and interactions to fix possible bugs.